Thursday, October 20, 2011

Jeepers Creepers, why do you keep staring at me with those eyes?

Me: It's weird when I catch people staring at me and as soon as I look at them they avert their gaze [as if their eyes were just passing by me].

Corey: Yea. But, I'm more concerned about those that don't avert their eyes when I catch them, and they just continue staring at me. [As he bored his eyes into me, a lifeless expression displayed on his face in imitation of those people.]

That was probably one of the funnier things I'd heard as of recent.  To put it into context, I'm kind of tall and don't dress like a very good Egyptian for my age, but I do have black hair and a beard and might pass for something other than American, perhaps Arab.  Corey, however, has no escape route.  Blonde-haired, blue-eyed, with pretty white skin.  To picture him, think stereo typical German, or Swiss, or Austrian, or something similar.

You kind of get used to heads turning in your direction...

5 comments:

  1. Oh yes, the stares. To add to that, it's only the males to stare continually. The females most always look away, or at least smile.

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  2. I just about died laughing reading this because I KNOW that Corey look. He doesn't just make it to imitate staring Egyptians. That's a Corey look.

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  3. Where's the like button on these comments?! and haha!, now that I think about I think you're right, that could be characterized as a quintessential Corey look!

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  4. We're so used to facebook, it's ridiculous. I try to "like" things all over the internet.

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  5. And I am completely with each of these comments, because I could 100% see Corey doing this look (actually I've caught myself laughing about that mental picture long after reading this post) AND I wanted to show my delight in this post and others with a convenient little button that wasn't there.

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